Everyone seems to have an opinion about this gay marriage thing. What do I think about it? It doesn't matter.
And due to all the tension, heated debates -- mostly on Facebook where nobody really cares -- and political write-ups on the Huffington that paints conservatives as intolerant, and liberals as saints. And let's not forget Fox News and MSNBC!
Can we really trust anyone?
Nope.
That being said, I won't contribute to the whole social networking gay bantering World War 3. Instead, I choose to avoid this never-ending conversation, keep my fuel off the fire, and change the subject.
If you're angry about the LGBT tiff going around, here is a list of "anti-jokes" that will (hopefully) perk you up.
Enjoy.
(credit: anti-joke.com)
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
Q:What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
A:We are both lawyers
Q:What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
A: Nothing.
Q:What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common?
A: They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.
The WNBA
Q:Why was the boy sad?
A:Because he had a frog stapled to his face
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush,
a rabbit leaps out and runs away.
One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass
and then wanders off.
Q:Why did the chicken commit suicide?
A:To get to the other side
A man walks into a bar.
Except it was a metal bar, like a pole.
So he got hurt.
